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Wow, genie pants. Genie pants as designed by Katie Holmes. Oh, that’s no lie:
KATIE DESIGNED THIS AMBIGUOUS GARBAGE.
Is it a one piece? Whatever. Kind of amazing that we can see the bulging of her underwear — those pants just ask that you stare at her expansive pelvic region, which somehow, it seems baboon-sized. Meanwhile, everything on top is sad. So sad. So sag-a-rific. All that Death Becomes Her black lace, boo-hoo.
But it’s sweet of her to design clothes with a man in mind. Those pants are totes the perfect length for Tom, too.
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